The Walking Dead returns this Sunday.
Remember in the mid-90s when Lord of The Dance became a thing everyone was crazy about? We all should have been watching these flamingos instead.
Attention Teachers: Give your students this pop quiz on the last day of school.
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
WORTH SEEING: Full unedited interview with Kai the hitchhiker who SMASSSHHH SMASSSSH SMASSSSHHHHED Jesus with a hatchet.
|—||Anne Lamott (via apoplecticskeptic)|
The skeleton of King Richard III, dead in 1485, found under a parking lot in Leicester, UK via The Guardian
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings;
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visag’d war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now,—instead of mounting barbed steeds,
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,—
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shap’d for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deform’d, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me, as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to see my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain,
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.